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Thanks, Harley Dude!
Rocket Captain’s log, star date 0621101145:
I’m on my way to meet a friend for lunch when a mini-van towing a small trailer pulls out of a parking lot to my right and swings straight across three lanes to miss side-swiping me by about 6 inches. He missed me only because I saw him coming and grabbed a handful of front brake and nearly locked up the back while swerving so far to the left I was practically rubbing the curb.
As I’m straightening my bike up and laying on the little fairy horn the Triumph factory included on the largest proprietary production bike on the planet, a dude on a Harley Davidson blows by me with the sound of canon fire belching from his tailpipes and settles in along the mini-van’s passenger side. The biker is doing the one-finger salute with both hands in perfectly choreographed alternation as he manages to keep one hand or the other on the bars – most of the time.
I can’t see the driver of the mini-van due to the black-tinted rear window but he obviously must have responded in an unapologetic manner, because the biker stands up on his right peg and begins kicking with his left foot at the passenger door of the cager with violent enthusiasm. He never makes contact, but the sheer ferocity of his attempts makes me wonder whether the door will dent anyway from pure intimidation.
The Harley wobbles dangerously from side to side with the rider totally engrossed in berserker road-rage.The van swerves off to the left and Harley dude veers to the right to speed off into the unknown, looking back momentarily to flash me a thumbs-up and a grin as his big v-twin thumps away, anger evidently sated with knowing he just scared a meal or two out of the mini-van operator.
Thanks for having my back, Bro, I appreciate you giving the guy a wake-up call for motorcyclists in general.
This doesn’t mean you’re going to show up telling me I have to prospect for your club now, does it?
Metzeler 880 Marathon for the Triumph Rocket
Only 4,800 miles and it’s time to replace that back tire. It’s as bald as the top of my head will be ten years from now.
The Triumph Rocket III came with a Metzeler Marathon 880 240/50 V16 rear tire. The thing has a MSRP of $395.00. That’s going to be expensive every 4,500-5,000 miles. There’s not a whol lot of alternative, though. The Avon and Bridgestone equivalents are just as expensive. The Rocket III will go to Eurosport Cycle next Saturday for the replacement tire at a pretty fair price below the MSRP, but it’s still a lot of cash to lay out once a year. This one is worn to the point that it go more than the few yards it will take to roll our Precious onto the trailer.
Consideration was given to going to the dark side (i.e. installing a car tire on the rear wheel) as others have done. The r3owners.com and r3owners.net web forums contain copius entries from riders who have done so and swear they will never go back to a motorcycle tire on their Triumph Rockets. The car tire costs about one-third what a motorcycle tire does and will last from 20,000 to 30,000 miles. It also looks very imposing on the bike.
However it just seems a little unorthodox to assume the engineers who design the bikes and tires don’t have some very good reasons for making motorcycle tires in the rounded shape that they do. Perhaps it’s not that important when you aren’t running on a race track or canyon carving every day, but some of us are interested in maximum performance availability 100 per cent of the time…just in case we might need it.
Maybe finding a used rear wheel and installing a car tire just for an occasional swap to get the feel of it and make an ultimate decision would be a good idea.
Comments from my “Dark Side” friends will be welcome. You nearly had me convinced, but I chickened out. I still have an open mind, however.
The 4Fraziers Banner Photo
That banner photo at the top of this site, 4fraziers.com, is not just some random pic of a guy riding a big cruiser. That’s really me, riding my faithful 2300cc Triumph Rocket III Classic up the curve on the north end of the dam at Beaver’s Bend in Oklahoma last summer.
Notice I still call her “faithful” even though she tossed me over her handlebars recently…but it wasn’t her fault. I tried to make her defy the laws of physics.
My younger brother, Mike, and I took a four day motorcycle trip to our childhood town of Greenville and then up to Oklahoma and Arkansas to ride the famous Talimena Drive, which has been compared to the Dragon’s Tail. Mike rode to the top of the curve and set up my Sony Alpha 450 DSLR to snap that photo. It captured perfectly the most blissful condition I can attain on planet earth: leaning on a curve at extra legal speed (notice the 25 MPH speed limit sign I was not paying attention to?) amidst a backdrop of American woodland.
My paradise.
I can honestly say it was one of the best times of my life and I can’t wait for another motorcycle tour. Whenever I feel anxious, or angry, or fed up with the office I can look at that banner and remember the feeling I had as I negotiated those curves and fellowshipped with my brother. It makes anxiety just melt away and helps me remember that putting in time and effort at the office is the means by which I can ride the world’s largest production muscle cruiser.
I’m doubly stressed at the moment because BB (that’s my Triumph’s name) is still in the shop waiting for her repaired tank to arrive. If you haven’t been here before, see A Perfectly Executed High-Side for hilarious details on why she’s getting repairs.
It’s looking like I’ll have to wait another week before BMW/Triumph of North Dallas has her ready for me, and once I’ve taken delivery and put her through her paces I’ll be doing a write-up here with my opinions on their service and quality of work.
I am open to ideas on where to go next for a late winter/early spring ride of three or four days including primitive camping.
Anyone want to leave suggestions in the comments section for me? I want curves and scenery, as little of the slab as possible…and the trip initiates in Grapevine, Texas.
The Overkill Motorcycle From Great Britain
The weather is simply outstanding. For the last few days it’s been mostly sunny with fluffy, bright white clouds drifting lazily across the sky.
The temperature has ranged between 65 and 72 degrees Fahrenheit on any given day. The pavement, thanks to the previous few weeks of constant downpours, has been washed clean and traction is optimal. This past weekend was one of the finest meteorological stages ever set for getting out and cruising on two wheels.
I spent most of it lying on my back staring at the ceiling, and none of it riding. The nature and root cause analysis of my back injury is fodder for a funny story (for those of you who are not feeling my pain) to be told at a later date.
Yesterday I crawled out of bed, spent an hour and a half instead of my usual 30 minutes getting ready for work, and limped in excruciating pain to the Dodge Magnum R/T for the drive to the office, tortured by the wonderful weather and the fact that I have a gorgeous 2300cc monster of a motorcycle being neglected in my garage.
I’ve been pining for years to own another bike, and I always told myself anything that was dependable, had two wheels, and would reach 100 mph would do.
Somehow I ended up with the ultimate power cruiser, and with only one solid road trip under my belt so far I’m missing the best riding weather you could ever hope for in the Texas prairies and lakes region due to a badly injured trapeze muscle in my back.
Might as well write a review of the Triumph Rocket III since I can’t ride.
Back in May of this year (2009), Robin and the federal government both made announcements regarding cigarettes. The feds announced that they were once again hiking taxes on cancer sticks, and Robin announced that that was the last straw. She told me that smoking had become so expensive, we would be able to afford a motorcycle if we both gave it up. One condition: I had to have six months smoke-free under my belt before I could purchase a bike.
That was 28 weeks and 2 days ago, and that’s how long I’ve been smoke free.
If Robin had stuck to her conditions, I would be buying a bike in just under 15 days from now. Fortunately for me, Robin gave in to my pleading when I stumbled upon a great deal at EuroSport Cycle in Fort Worth.
But let me back up and explain how I ended up looking at British bikes in the first place (queue weird cyclical music and special visual of a spinning spiral wheel to let the viewer know we are travelling back in time):
The day Robin and the feds made their announcements I began scouring the web sites of Harely-Davidson, Victory, and Yamaha.
Harley-Davidson because it simply would be unpatriotic not to consider the most iconic American motorcycle brand of all time, especially when searching for a cruising bike.
Victory because they are new kids on the American producer block and have some really unique bikes of reputed outstanding quality. The five year factory warranty is astonishing.
Yamaha because the ancient Japanese piano company produced both my first loves when it comes to two-wheeled mechanical road-burners: My father’s RD350 two-stroke twin and my own four cylinder XS1100. The RD350 seemed like a giant powerhouse back when I and my brothers first learned to ride; today it appears almost comically tiny compared to the bikes I’ve grown accustomed to. The speed and torque of the little machine were always impressive for its size.
My old Yamaha XS1100 probably lit the fuse of doom for my first marriage (I purchased and hauled her home from California without consulting my wife at a time when we could barely afford formula and diapers), but the mutually destructive relationship I had with the that bike (we tried to dismantle each other multiple times) and the ease with which the front wheel would levitate off the pavement like a 747 three-quarters down the runway will always have a special place in my heart.
In my quest for test rides I contacted Rick Fairless’ Strokers of Dallas; a Harley, Victory, and custom chopper shop. I let Robin know I had scheduled a test ride on a Victory Eight Ball cruiser for later that week.
Robin was discussing my search for a motorcycle with a good friend, co-worker, and former boss of ours the following day, a fellow named Tom.
Tom is fond of spaghetti rockets.
When I say “fond of spaghetti rockets”, I mean Tom has multiple operable Ducatis parked in his garage. I believe Tom also has multiple Ducatis stored in pieces and parts in his garage as well. Tom’s idea of a relaxing Sunday morning ride is dragging one knee or the other in a perfect arc for a few hundred yards around a 45 mph posted farm to market road curve at 160+ mph somewhere in the vicinity of Justin, Texas. This I have seen with my own two eyes while I lumbered along hopelessly on a rented low-clearance Harley Fat Boy with its foot pegs unexpectedly scraping the pavement in the slightest lean.
I digress. Robin was trying to remember what brand of motorcycle I had told her I was going to test ride. When she told Tom the brand name had something to do with being a winner he naturally asked “Triumph?” since Ducati fanatics will always assume motorcycle quizzes must start with Europeon brands. Of course Robin said, “Yes, Triumph!”
“Well,” said Tom, “Tell Tim to go see Tony at EuroSPort Cycle in Fort Worth if he wants to look at Triumphs. And tell him to let Tony know I sent him.”
That afternoon Robin relayed the information to me, but by that time she had somehow reverted to the correct brand name of Victory.
I have heard of plenty of Harley-Davidson/Triumph dealerships, so I assumed it wouldn’t be too awful strange for a Europeon shop to also carry Victorys. I went to the Eurosport Cycle web site and started browsing.
I fond no Victorys there, but what I did find I initially thought must be a hoax.
All these years I had assumed Triumph was still barely hanging on producing a few Bonnies each year with a limited set of paint schemes and accessories. I had no idea they’d gone utterly insane and built the largest muscle cruiser ever made.
The pictures of the Rocket III were simply too large for life. I did more research and found a viral marketing video about the manufacture of the Rocket III, which only reinforced my suspicion that the beast didn’t really exist.
I emailed Tom and told him I wanted to test ride the thing….fully expecting him to laugh and tell me I’d fallen for a clever myth. Instead, Tom told me the following Saturday Eurosport was having a big demo day and I could ride over to Fort Worth with him to try one out.
Upon arrival that Saturday I stepped out of Tom’s pick-up carrying a helmet he’d loaned me. I made my way to the line under the pavilion and signed up to test ride the Triumph Rocket III. A group had just left, so over the next 45 minutes I browsed the rest of the bikes the shop had for sale…Ducatis, Benellis, Moto Guzzi, Aprilias, and of course a full range of Triumphs including super sport bikes and the latest incarnations of the Bonneville lineage, the America and Speedmaster.
Finally the time for my demo ride arrived. As I swung a leg over the black Rocket III demo bike my hands were trembling and my heart was pounding. The sheer audacity of the machine was intimidating. I had only weeks earlier ridden a motorcycle again (that rented Harley Fat Boy) after a ten year hiatus. Here I was about to ride a motorcycle hosting the largest mass production bike engine on earth. I just knew I would end up dumping it.
I barely had time to get a grip on my nerves before we were off, a band of two dozen bikes of various styles and displacements, me near the back of the group terrified to twist the throttle. The Rocket III stayed upright easily, with minimum tail braking and clutch pressure as I negotiated the slow-speed turns out of the lot and into the street.
In the first few hundred yards I was convinced that for its size the Rocket III was finely balanced. It complied easily with my every desire via the handlebars and throttle.
After the first turn I gained a little confidence and opened the throttle a bit more experimentally as I shifted into second gear. The bike launched instantly forward as if released from a catapult, and I felt that it could easily stretch my arms to twice their length if I gave the throttle more than a quarter-turn. The massive triple produced so much tangible power I was sure it was leaving some sort of physical torque residue on the pavement behind me like the trailing ectoplasm from a passing poltergeist.
My brain submerged itself in a sea of fear and I eased off the throttle, hoping simultaneously for the test ride to be over and to never end.
Arriving back at the dealership, I only had a vague animalistic memory of riding the Triumph Rocket III. But the impression that stayed with me, and grew over the next few hours to overwhelm everything else, was the brute strength of the machine. The Rocket III was the bike I had to have.
Over the next few weeks I searched diligently for a used Rocket III. I spent most of my lunch breaks haunting the Triumph dealership in Lewisville and various other used bike shops in and around the Las Colinas area where I work. It became a weekly routine for me to call Robin (my hot minister of finance) and request concurrence to make a low-ball offer on some used Rocket I would come across in these treasure hunts.
Every time the dealers would refuse flat out. I discovered that there just weren’t a lot of these machines available, and resale value was not far behind new retail. The dealers simply refused to counter offer.
I kept trying, knowing that if I could strike the right deal Robin would let me purchase one early because of the savings.
Some days I would make the drive to EuroSport Cycle in Fort Worth just to torture myself with the impossible dream of buying a brand new Rocket III. I would marvel at the turbo-charged used R3 that was parked in front of the dealership and ponder the response Tom had given when I told him I couldn’t imagine why anyone would be compelled to add turbo to a Triumph Rocket. “Well,” Tom replied, “you just don’t have the right imagination.”
Typical Ducati owner response. It’s all about the “go fast” to those guys.
On one of those seemingly hopeless journeys I walked into the showroom to behold a large green sign taped to the windscreen of a new 2008 Rocket III Classic. It was a sale tag that I had a hard time believing. After speaking with Tony for a bit to ensure I’d done my due diligence in the grand American tradition of haggling over the price of a big ticket purchase, I called Robin to inform her that I had discovered the best deal we were ever likely to find on a new Triumph Rocket III…a R3 Classic, no less, which included a couple thousand bucks worth of accessories. I illustrated to her my fear that at any second someone would likely walk in and buy this bike right out from under me. I told her how the same bike would likely cost millions of dollars if we waited until November to purchase one. This was the deal of a lifetime, but we had to act now.
Robin knew I was exaggerating, but she also knew I really was onto a pretty good deal.
I was utterly shocked when she told me to go for it. By 6 PM on July 17, 2009 I was the proud owner of a Triumph Rocket III Classic and dancing like Homer Simpson over a new doughnut flavor in anticipation of taking delivery. I spent a sleepless night imagining myself blasting down the highway on that stellar machine.
The following evening Robin and I showed up at the dealership to sign the final paperwork and I rode my new bike home for the first time. I was no longer nervous about the size or power, having read various owners forums and reviews, as well as morbidly studying every bike crash I could find on Youtube to refresh my memory about the stupid mistakes you can make on two wheels along with the devastating consequences.
As I traveled home I knew I had made the right decision. The trip there was peppered with the jealous stares and drooling of car and pick-up drivers who cruised along the highway beside me. I basked in the warm glow of their envy. With it’s sheer mass and the added sparkle of chrome exhaust pipe covers, a huge chrome bear claw over the intake, and the unique triple silencer configuration, the bike was a pure head-turner.
Over the next several weeks I had to get used to being held up for impromptu interviews about it when I was mounting or dismounting. I was approached by strangers who said they used to own a Triumph, people who said they’d never seen a Triumph, and people who thought my bike was some custom built machine. These conversations almost always included an estimate from the inquirer about the price of the machine that was double the reality.
The Triumph Rocket III came straight out of the box with a 100% satisfaction score on looks, performance, and handling. The realms of disappointment were the lack of sound (she’s way too quiet when she should be growling like a gargling Titan) and a minor failure in quality I discovered as I was adjusting the mirror one day on my ride to work. It mirror came off in my hand, leading to my discovery that the stock mirrors not only look like mouse ears and seem to not fit the bike’s style; they are made of cheap chrome plated plastic.
A set of Kurakyn eclipse mirrors resolved that issue, and eventually a set of performance pipes will give my precious the throaty growl she should have had from the start.
The only other issue arose from my familiarity with the lean angle of every other motorcycle on the planet while on a kickstand. The Rocket III doesn’t lean much when it’s on its kickstand, I discovered to my dismay one afternoon as I was washing my bike in the driveway. As I leaned against it to dry off the side panel on the opposite side I managed to push her right off the stand. I had time only to curse my own stupidity for not having it in gear as the beast rolled forward a few feet and fell onto it’s side. Again, that is fodder for yet another story that will be much funnier in the telling than it was in reality.
Damage was minor, and I’m still loving every moment I get to spend scraping the foot boards in the curves or just blasting straight down the slab on this British asphalt inhaler.
Recently Triumph announced the Rocket line’s new 2010 Rocket III Roadster with more focus on sport configuration including elimination of the forward control position. The Roadster is set to be the only available option in the Rocket III model line up other than the Triumph Rocket III Touring henceforth. It will be available in two colors: Black or blacker. Gloss or matte.
The Rocket III standard and classic are now out of production, which means resale value on my baby should be well maintained for at least the near future. There are still some new 2008 and 2009 models left if you want one.
Better hurry, though. I’m sure someone is on their way to Tony’s to buy yours right out from under you.
Talimena Drive and the Winding Stair

The email said,
“I don’t know where, but come August I’m taking a motorcycle trip somewhere. Whether anyone else goes with me or not. I have to get away and just ride.”
It was from my younger brother, Mike, and it came just a few weeks after I purchased my Triumph Rocket III Classic. I was eager to take a road trip, despite loved ones’ concerns that I hadn’t ridden regularly in over 15 years. I agreed with my brother’s sentiment whole-heartedly. After aching for a motorcycle trip for more than a decade it seemed that a few hundred miles on the bikes would be just the thing to counter years of stress and worry.
We spent a couple of weeks tossing suggestions on where to go to each other. As the week of the trip approached and we’d settled on the Talimena Scenic Drive (I actually gave in, my first choice had been a much longer trek up scenic seven through Arkansas), the weather forecast turned against us.
Frantic reshuffling of plans landed us with an alternate path to the Davis Mountains in Texas, but two days before the trip the northern forecast was revised and we reverted to our original goal.
Talimena was firmly in our sites.
I was beyond ecstatic as I dreamed of leaning the giant 2300cc Triumph into the curves; running away from my astounded brother as he plugged along on his large Yamaha V-twin. I recalled the glory days nearly twenty years prior when I conquered the twisties on my old Yamaha XS1100, a legendary bike that had grown to supernatural size and power in my colorful memory.
Bursting with anticipation, I bounced from sporting goods store to motorcycle shop to camping store like an island hopping egret.

My wife sometimes tagged along, reminding me that our household income had just suffered a significant decrease due to a salary cut occurring, as luck would have it, a week after we’d purchased my beautiful new Triumph.
The big day finally arrived. I’d spent the week before working myself into a frenzy and bragging to the world about my new bike and the upcoming trip, and I’d promised old friends from my home town that I’d stop by Greenville to visit on the way to Mike’s house in Tyler.
Wednesday morning I awoke at 4:55, five minutes before the alarm was set to detonate. I showered and kissed Robin goodbye. We’re empty nester’s, both the kids are living elsewhere these days, but I still had to spend a little time promising my three dogs that I would be back soon. With a pat on the head for Moses and Kolby, and the customary open palm pounding on the ribs which was our 140 lb American Mastiff’s favorite form of physical affection, I screwed on my Caberg helmet, swung my leg over the Triumph, and began my journey into the Texas August heat.
The Rocket III blasted me through the metroplex and down to I-30 in what seemed like moments. I was halfway to Greenville before traffic had even started to build for the morning rush hour in Dallas.
What used to be a vast open series of pasture and cotton fields between Caddo Mills and Greenville was now a series of commercial buildings, restaurants, and gas stations. I was shocked at the changes in real estate as I turned off on State Highway 34 and headed toward the police station at the north end of town.Having spent eight years as a police officer in Greenville, it wouldn’t do for me to pass through and not pause to say ‘hi’ to my former brothers in blue.
Mike met me an hour later and we had breakfast at Ruby’s Cafe down town with the assistant chief of police, a fellow who’d been a patrol sergeant back when I worked with him. We then stopped by our childhood homestead, both of us remarking on how much smaller it seemed now, and then headed back into town for lunch with another of my old workmates.

By 1 PM we were on our bikes and headed to my brother’s home in Tyler, from which we would launch ourselves northward the following day.
Wednesday night after finally laying down on the couch in Mike’s living room with his St. Bernard sitting in front of me patiently begging to be petted, I drifted off to sleep with visions of twisting ribbons of mountainous roads devoid of trucks dancing in my head. The next morning I woke early without the benefit of an alarm once again. As I made a last minute check of the bungee cords holding my luggage to the pinion on the Triumph I thought about how much fun the fairly straight run from Greenville to Tyler had been riding with my brother.

Mike is a gentle giant, a few inches taller than I with arms that he used to routinely use for carrying Chevy V8 engine blocks and heads around a machine shop. His St. Bernard looks more like a Shelty when when you catch them together in the same picture frame. His hair is long and typically banded in a pony tail that hangs out of his half helmet. Add in the beard and moustache, and his appearance broadcasts big, bad-ass biker dude to any stranger who sees him.

Mike is a nice guy and wouldn’t hurt anyone, but it sure is fun to watch people avoid him when he gets in a hurry. I was glad I had that big Triumph with its imposing engine and pipes to compliment the effect of my biker brother and his massive V-twin Yamaha which was nailing the classic “potato-potato” Harley Davidson sound as we waited at the first red light. What I was lacking in size and personal style my bike made up for. More than made up for, as we would discover as the trip progressed.
Except for one fuel station we rode non-stop to Broken Bow, Oklahoma, arriving almost two hours before check-in time at the Whip-Poor-Will cabin we’d reserved.
During lunch at the local Subway sandwich shop, we had a moment of panic when a large dually pickup pulled into the space next to our bikes and came within inches of hitting Mike’s Yamaha. The driver managed to back out, straighten up, and pull back in leaving a more reasonable gap. He entered the restaurant and gave us a somewhat sheepish and apologetic glance when he saw the helmets on our table. We spent the rest of the meal talking about our kids and speculating about whether the weather would hold for our entire trip.
Upon exiting the sandwich shop we still had an hour to burn before check-in time. We considered killing a little time in the local gambling hall, but since we both had Kimber .45s and couldn’t tote them in a casino we discarded the idea rapidly. Besides which, we were both on tight budgets.
We figured we’d head on over to the cabin and see if we could check in early. A half mile from the sandwich shop it became apparent that the weather wasn’t going to cooperate. With a black wall cloud looming ahead we pulled into the bay of a car wash and waited it out. The storm hit and passed quickly, and in 45 minutes we were back on our way, arriving at our cabin just a few minutes past our three o’clock check-in time.
The lady at the desk looked askance at us at first, but within a few minutes our Texas good-ol’ boy attitudes and verbal expertise at sprinkling liberal amounts of “yes ma’am” and “thank you ma’am”s into our conversation had her satisfied that we weren’t the “Sons of Anarchy” come to take over Broken Bow like Good Fellas on Wheels.
She handed over a pair of keys and we rumbled off into the woods to find our tiny one-room cabin.
After unpacking our meager supplies we headed out to do some shopping at the local WalMart and a motorcycle shop in hopes of replacing the lens on one of Mike’s lights, having just discovered it had caught a rock somewhere along the way. I suspected it might have happened at one point between Tyler and Broken Bow when I decided to pass him for fun at warp speed. I remember the silver Yamaha quickly dwindling to a speck behind me right after I cruised by him with the throttle opened all the way on the Rocket III. I’d glanced at the speedometer at that point and saw that I was 5 mph below where the rev limiter was supposed to kick in: 140 mph. It takes longer to slow a Triumph Rocket III down from 135 to 60 than it takes to speed up from 60 to 135, I discovered.
We found a Yamaha dealer in a nearby town but he had no lenses. As we exited the store, a small crowd had gathered around our bikes. I felt a momentary regret that I’d left my gun in the tank bag, but it turned out that it wasn’t a group of hicks looking for trouble and playing duelling banjos. They just wanted to know how I got that motorcycle wrapped around that tractor engine so neatly. We had a long talk about the history of Triumph, the story of the R3, and how, yes, it was a 2300cc motor, and no, it wasn’t any harder to manoeuvre than any other mid to large size cruiser.
Mike took out a microfibre cloth and busied himself with polishing the chrome on his ultra clean, sparkling Road Star.

When we finally broke away from the group, including the dealer who had walked out just in time to hear me telling one of his patrons, “You’d be surprised, this big Triumph actually costs less than a lot of the bikes in this shop…” Mike was ready to find some dinner. He wasn’t showing any signs of envy, but something just made me think maybe he was getting tired of me saying “it’s the largest proprietary motorcycle engine on the planet” every time someone asked me what size it was. We made a run through Beaver’s Bend State park for a few photos of us leaning our bikes a bit at extra-legal velocity in a 25mph zone just across the dam, ostensibly so I’d have some cool pictures for the blog article I planned to write about our trip.
A few minutes later we stopped at a convenience store to top off our tanks. After paying for a few supplies inside we walked out to find two more locals hovering around the bikes. One of the overall clad men said, “Man, I didn’t even know Triumph was still in bidnis. They still made here in the states?”
As I began to explain that they’ve always been made in Great Britain, and the discussion turned into a comparison of the R3 and a Valkyrie that the local man purported to have at home, Mike dug out the microfibre cloth and began to polish the already self-luminating chrome on the gleaming Yamaha Road Star once again. As the fellow I was talking to finally ran out of steam and turned to walk away, he looked back over his shoulder at Mike and said, “Of course, that ‘un there ain’t no slouch, either.” Mike chuckled and said “Thanks,” but I’m sure inside he was less than satisfied with the leftover compliment.
We went to dinner, a nice mom-and-pop restaurant. Over steaks that might have been choice or select grade we talked more about our jobs and families, then moved into stories about motorcycle trips.

Mine were considerably more ancient, but Mike had fresher fare, including the last run he’d made on the Talimena drive with our older brother, Steve. Mike had over-shot a curve on that one and tagged a guardrail, coming within inches of going home on his shield. We chuckled about how Steve had only an hour before warned Mike not to try to keep up with him. Steve didn’t ride a cruiser, instead opting for a more affordable (some people spend their new bike funds on their kids’ college tuition – screwed up priorities, ya know?) used Suzuki GS1000 which he rode like a super-bike with the concentration of a pit bull staring at a steak on the other side of a chain link fence. Mike had tried to keep up. I thought it was an intriguing story, and I promised Mike I wouldn’t push my limits. He informed me that multiple people (including Steve) had requested he make sure I stay behind him on this trip.
They don’t have membership cards yet, but Robin & Co. have already established the “Keep Tim Frazier Alive” association with her as president. I think Steve and Mike are high-ranking officers in the organization as well, judging by the lectures they give me about how I should never ride the way I used to in my younger days.
The stories of my previous six motorcycle crashes in those years and miraculous survivals in spite of stupidity are the stuff of legend and even used by anti-Darwinians in debates across the country.
We both expressed appropriate grief that Steve couldn’t be there. Just a few weeks prior he had been the victim of a hapless Honda Civic driver who plowed into him at the entrance to the O’reily’s auto parts store he worked at part time in Greenville. His bike was a total loss and he was still mending a cracked pelvic bone.
Seems it’s always the best high speed riders who get tagged at 3mph in parking lots by blue-haired ladies.
We exited the restaurant and I’m pretty sure I saw Mike roll his eyes as we spotted a man and woman admiring the Triumph.

It was a short conversation, because by now even I was tired of hearing myself explain that it was a piece of overkill engineering from Great Britain and had not been built by NASA with secret Area 51 technology. I politely cut the conversation short and we headed off to the cabin for some sleep before the mildly challenging Talimena Scenic Drive in the morning.
The following morning I awoke in eager anticipation of riding the famous Talimena Scenic Drive. I thought we’d be hitting the twisties immediately after breakfast, but I should have known better. Mike is one of those strange people who believes that chrome should always sparkle, paint should always be maintained at a mirror polish and waxed sheen, and there is no excuse for driving past a car wash. We stopped to ensure his bike had not a single speck of dust upon it prior to the day’s ride, which would obviously include photos.
As Mike was drying off the Road Star a passerby approached. He made small talk with me and mentioned,
“I’ve always wanted a big V-twin Yamaha like your buddy has over there. That bike of yours is nice and all, but to me a real motorcycle looks and sounds like that silver one.”
When Mike fired his machine up the stranger said, “Yup, now that’s what a motorcycle is supposed to sound like.”
He moved off and Mike pulled up beside me and asked, “What did that guy want? Was he begging for change or something?”
“Nope,” I replied, “He was just admiring my Triumph, like everybody else.”
“Oh,” Mike said, and we headed for the entrance to the Talimena Drive.
At the first scenic turnout Mike pulled in. I eased up beside him and cut the engine off. “Okay,” he said, “From here on out it gets a little dangerous. When the signs say 20 mile per hour curve, they MEAN 20 mile per hour curve. Don’t go tagging the guardrail like I did last time.”
“No problem,” I lied, “I’ve grown up since the old days. I won’t be hot-dogging it.”
With that, Mike revived the engine on his bike and took off with me trailing. We went round the first several curves without incident, but I was itching to push it just a little. I stayed well behind Mike until he was sufficiently taken in by my show of false sanity. He finally slowed down and waved, offering for me to take the lead if I wanted.
Leaping at the opportunity, I zoomed past and pushed into the next 30mph curve at about 50. Easily navigating that, I took the next a bit faster. Mike began to lag a little further behind as I up’d the ante on each subsequent curve and switchback.
Then came a big s-curve sign with 15 mph posted below it. I hit it at 40, the floorboard scraped a little and I felt pride in knowing the lean limits on my bike. As I leaned the bike to the opposite side for the next section of the s-curve I caught a glimpse of Mike rounding the bend in my rear view mirrors. He had apparently sensed something good was about to happen and wanted a closer look.
The floorboard on the opposite side scraped gently along the pavement and then I was leaning hard back to the right again for the final section of curve. That’s when a big drift of brownish orange pine needles lying across the road caught my eye.
With sparks already flying from the floorboard I made the rookie mistake of closing the throttle. The bike stood up out of its lean and started to head straight for the guardrail. Time slowed to a crawl as I forced my brain to function again and against my insticts rolled the throttle back on. The bike leaned hard, traversed over the edge of the pine needle drift, and powered out of the curve without going into a catastrophic slide.
Trembling, I eased the throttle down to sane limits and waved Mike back into the lead. He pulled in at the next scenic turn out.
Before he could say “I told you so” I admitted my stupidity and promised I wouldn’t be pushing my limits the rest of the trip…or ever.
Mike just looked at me and said, “You know, you were down to your last 3 inches of pavement back there?”
I got off the bike to verify my undergarments were still dry then took a few pictures. It was at least gratifying to get a shot of my back tire, which would be undeniable proof that there were no “chicken strips” left on it. For those not familiar with Squidly motorcycle jargon, “Chicken strips” are the section of rubber on either side of the back tire that have never touched the road. Some motorcyclists consider the width of “chickenstrips” to be an indicator of the rider’s bravery, skill, and/or cowardice. The lack of any “chicken strip” at all on mine was proof of my stupidity level.
At least I got it over with early, and without injury to myself or the bike. A good scare on a motorcycle tends to shock you back into maturity and sanity for quite a while.
When we finished our intermission, we continued at a reasonable challenging yet sane pace. The portion of the Ouachita National Forest that the Talimena Scenic Drive traverses is beautiful. No trucks allowed, it was sparsely populated with a few other motorcycles, passenger cars, and pickup trucks. The temperature was perfect, the sun was shining, and rolling through the hills and curves was the closet thing to flying there is without being in an aircraft.
I especially enjoyed it when Mike and I were riding close enough together that I could hear the rumble of the V-twin. The quiet growl of the Triumph Rocket 3 with the sewing machine whir undertone just isn’t as harmonically satisfying as the thunder of a V-twin, and the custom pipes along with the tuning Mike has implemented on his bike are enviable.
We stopped at the Queen Wilhelmina lodge to look out on Arkansas and Oklahoma from the saddles of our iron horses…two men elevated to god like status with the help of modern engineering.
…TO BE CONTINUED


